Shopping

I actually have numerous things to say on the subject of shopping, but today all I will say is that I dream of having a shopping centre entirely to myself where every clothing item is perfectly suited to me and every coffee exactly to taste. There would be no pushing crowds and no grouchy employees. Funky music would be playing, not grunge and not loud. There would be soft couches at regular intervals, hot coffee and juices sitting on the side. AND I wouldn't have to drive home through hectic traffic afterwards. All the assistants would be friendly but not pushy, and none of them would make me feel dowdy (by being more attractive than is healthy for one person to be). Okay freeze that. I'm starting to sound like a Hitler wannabe. Scratch all of that. What I really need is a good sleep. And some patience...